Saw a documentary on television yesterday. Some sort of female porn star, all fucked up because of plastic surgery, wanted to be 'perfect', so she had her asshole bleached. Good for her. But doing a search on 'anal bleaching' I ran across some really peculiar stuff. Read and weep:
Anal bleaching is just one of a wide variety of new non-invasive procedures that assist in creating Total Colo-Rectal Beauty.
And what about this:
If you’re tired of looking at a pulsating mini-me of the Giant Caves of Borneo in a UPS delivery truck color scheme, imagine what others think when they view your well-used and discolored Portal of Secrets.
PORTAL OF SECRETS!!!! My gawd ... imagine what others think when they view your well-used Portal of Secrets. OTHERS? VIEW? WELL-USED?
Dead artist Tupac offered timeless words of wisdom to his “posse” after being asked what it took to have attractive women surround one. His answer was an elegantly simple reply: “Do some sit ups and wash your ass.” That should do the trick too I guess.
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