tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42496213771658259282024-03-14T08:09:03.754+01:00Brain Fart's pubic hair ball - coughing something upBrain Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09816307768319022122noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4249621377165825928.post-37091653301032924122008-04-08T20:36:00.002+01:002008-04-08T20:38:22.587+01:00Haute Cuisine ... or not?What's wrong with people??? This guy, Richard, already is unpleasant to look at, but guess what he is doing? Have a nice meal ...<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w1vFZyVskso&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w1vFZyVskso&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Brain Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09816307768319022122noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4249621377165825928.post-73428998735327222752006-12-19T20:22:00.000+01:002006-12-19T20:24:36.757+01:00Need a special gift for Christmas?Something realy nice and realy special. Try it.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1dmVU08zVpA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1dmVU08zVpA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> </div>Brain Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09816307768319022122noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4249621377165825928.post-41454575411256695532006-12-17T15:40:00.000+01:002008-12-11T05:58:04.029+01:00December - presents!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Vwnf7oMSvo0/RYVaADHhBcI/AAAAAAAAACY/3rqRnwgthY0/s1600-h/atomic-energy-lab-01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Vwnf7oMSvo0/RYVaADHhBcI/AAAAAAAAACY/3rqRnwgthY0/s200/atomic-energy-lab-01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009509117402875330" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">December! Lots of gifts! In Holland we celebrate </span><a style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas">Sinterklaas</a><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">, a kind of Santa Claus, but with as strong catholic background. Sinterklaas was a bishop from Turkey. I went to see his grave in the place of </span><a style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demre">Demre</a><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">. But the story our parents want us to believe is: he lives in Spain, he travels by boat to Holland, together with his </span><a style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet">Zwarte Pieten</a><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">, some kind of black slaves, to see if Dutch children have been good. Children leave their shoes next to the chimney. Zwarte Piet climbs on the roof, lowers himself into the chimney, leaves the presents, and everybody is happy.</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">I found some nice presents from the past. What to think of: the</span> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" class="articleHed" >Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">? Read and weep: "</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="bodyText_interior"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">For a mere $49.50, the kit came complete with three "very low-level" radioactive sources, a Geiger-Mueller radiation counter, a Wilson Cloud Chamber (to see paths of alpha particles), a Spinthariscope (to see "live" radioactive disintegration), four samples of Uranium-bearing ores, and an Electroscope to measure radioactivity."</span><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" class="bodyText_interior" >It's unclear what effects the Uranium-bearing ores might have had on those few lucky children who received the set, but exposure to the same isotope—U-238—has been linked to Gulf War syndrome, cancer, leukemia, and lymphoma, among other serious ailments. Even more uncertain is the long term impact of being raised by the kind of nerds who would give their kid an Atomic Energy Lab.<br />The kit was on sale in 1951, for a few months. Maybe they introduced it again in London ...<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="bodyText_interior"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span> </span>Brain Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09816307768319022122noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4249621377165825928.post-32187653099844336662006-12-17T01:07:00.000+01:002006-12-17T19:11:35.634+01:00Aquele beijo ....<span style="font-family:verdana;">Gal Costa. One of <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Brazil's</span> most popular singers. In this video she sings '<span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Fotografia</span>' written by Tom <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Jobim</span>. Another romantic song. One of my favorites: You and me, together, alone on this terrace by the sea. The sun slowly sinks into the ocean and your eyes have the color of the sea. You are leaving later in the evening. The sun disappears. And we listen to a song. Every song should be about love and desire. And about that one kiss ... on the terrace. Just before you go away ... that one kiss ... <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">aquele</span> <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">beijo</span> ...<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8pfvoEfq_ok"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8pfvoEfq_ok" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div>Brain Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09816307768319022122noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4249621377165825928.post-56523456146526650232006-12-16T22:03:00.001+01:002006-12-16T22:09:02.851+01:00Bebel Gilberto - Sooooooooo Nice<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object height="350" width="425"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/sF5ih_9sPDc" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/sF5ih_9sPDc" height="350" width="425"></object></p><span style="font-family: verdana;">It's no secret I consider Brazil my second home. In fact I want to live there. The sooner the better. The only problem is Brazil is not so keen to host foreigners. It's a pain in the pants to get a permanent visa.<br />Bebel Gilberto is maybe one of the most European singers in Brazil. In fact, most Brazilian singers we know are unknown in Brazil. Bebel is known in Brazil, Europe and the US. This song, So Nice, brings back really sweet memories. Very sweet memories.<br /></span></div>Brain Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09816307768319022122noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4249621377165825928.post-27778049598194996812006-12-14T21:58:00.000+01:002008-12-11T05:58:04.345+01:00Anal bleaching - the newest trend?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Vwnf7oMSvo0/RYG94hRDktI/AAAAAAAAAA8/bbnWA_hM3OU/s1600-h/butbreeze.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Vwnf7oMSvo0/RYG94hRDktI/AAAAAAAAAA8/bbnWA_hM3OU/s200/butbreeze.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5008493039312933586" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Saw a documentary on television yesterday. Some sort of female porn star, all fucked up because of plastic surgery, wanted to be 'perfect', so she had her asshole bleached. Good for her. But doing a search on 'anal bleaching' I ran across some really peculiar stuff. Read and weep:<br /></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Anal bleaching is just one of a wide variety of new non-invasive procedures that assist in creating Total Colo-Rectal Beauty.<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">And what about this:</span><br /></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-family:verdana;" >If you’re tired of looking at a pulsating mini-me of the Giant Caves of Borneo in a UPS delivery truck color scheme, imagine what others think when they view your well-used and discolored Portal of Secrets.<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">PORTAL OF SECRETS!!!! My gawd ... imagine what others think when they view your well-used Portal of Secrets. OTHERS? VIEW? WELL-USED?</span><br /><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >Dead artist Tupac offered timeless words of wisdom to his “posse” after being asked what it took to have attractive women surround one. His answer was an elegantly simple reply: “Do some sit ups and wash your ass.” That should do the trick too I guess.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fhyNZDGs228"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fhyNZDGs228" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></span><br /></div>Brain Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09816307768319022122noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4249621377165825928.post-64747014967748602382006-12-14T21:44:00.000+01:002008-12-11T05:58:04.475+01:00Come to think of it ...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Vwnf7oMSvo0/RYG4TRRDksI/AAAAAAAAAAs/cZetFtSiUZk/s1600-h/pubic_big-763083.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Vwnf7oMSvo0/RYG4TRRDksI/AAAAAAAAAAs/cZetFtSiUZk/s200/pubic_big-763083.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5008486901804667586" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Everybody loses hair. So everybody also loses pubic hair. I would suggest I lose on average 2 pubic hairs a day. That equates to 730 on average annually.</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;">With the average life span being 75 years and the fact that we only had pubic hair for say 62 of those years it would be fair to say that a person living an average life span will shed 45,260 pubic hairs.</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;">That's a lot of pubic hair. Do you know what the scary part is?</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;">There are 6 billion people on earth at the moment. That means on average, 12 billion pubic hairs are set free within a 24-hour period. It is mind boggling to calculate how much pubic hair is dispersed into the world on a yearly basis.</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;">So how much pubic hair is laying around the world at any given moment of time?</span>Brain Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09816307768319022122noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4249621377165825928.post-49876011704194437582006-12-14T21:12:00.000+01:002008-12-11T05:58:04.671+01:00Coughin something up<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Vwnf7oMSvo0/RYGxkBRDkqI/AAAAAAAAAAU/ArKfXQIi1nI/s1600-h/1261KFS-Pubis.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Vwnf7oMSvo0/RYGxkBRDkqI/AAAAAAAAAAU/ArKfXQIi1nI/s200/1261KFS-Pubis.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5008479492986081954" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I'm so envious about all the people I know who keep a blog. Where do they find the time? I lack all creativity and energy. And why should I keep a blog? Does anyone read it? Who reads this for example? Millions of blogs and here a guy from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holland">Holland</a> coughs up a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair">pubic hair</a> ball. Well ... let's see where this leads to. Sorry about the pic, but it was the first one to appear on Google Images. The poor guy ... what a bush! Needs a <a href="http://pubicshave.stores.yahoo.net/remhairfromy7.html">trim</a> badly. Come to think of it ... what guy has enough time to trim and shape his pubic hair? I know one. He trims and <a href="http://pubicshave.stores.yahoo.net/shapyourpubh.html">shapes</a> it twice a week. He says the ladies love it. He showed me one day. Looked nice. Really! Clean. Smooth. Nice shape. It did not look manly or masculine, but it looked nice. A kind of male <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landing_strip">landing strip</a>. But of course the experts have special rules for men: <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 255, 255);font-family:helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:Helvetica;" >"<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Men, should seriously consider closely trimming your hair instead of shaving or leaving things Au Natural. "Mowing the Lawn" can make your penis appear much larger and a close trim provides many of the benefits of shaving without all the risks! Electric razors work great in this area (especially for the balls) and many have attachments for trimming hair as opposed to shaving it off. Male hair is usually more coarse and I am told that having coarse stubble around your scrotum is quite painful." </span></span></span>Let this be a warning to you. Anyone have any experience with this? Share them!<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);font-family:helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:Helvetica;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);font-family:helvetica;font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:Helvetica;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><br /><br /></span></span></span>Brain Farthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09816307768319022122noreply@blogger.com0